Chrismas On Acid By: Radio Free Vestibule A family gathering with presents and fun another christmas and this ones wonderful presents and cheer, candycanes and gingerbread men But wait the gingerbread men have come alive they're moving round the room and now they're on fire they're moving round the room and now they're on fire Why do i see these things? Its not the rum and eggnog Its not the holiday fun Its christmas on acid christmas on acid my stockings full of spiders and snakes my little cousins have become walking talking fruitcakes my whole family's looking at me cause i've got the shakes Why do i see these things? Its not the rum and eggnog Its not the holiday fun Its christmas on acid christmas on acid the turkey's dancing on grandmas head and her eyes are a devil red santas dead oh santas dead Why do i see these things? Its not the rum and eggnog Its not the holiday fun Its christmas on acid christmas on acid