The Alien Song
By:Russ Burdick

Here come the saucers out of the sky, now what will you do?
They're filled with men with big green eyes and faces that are blue
They're coming 'round to visit but don't get your sunday suit
They're coming 'round for dinner and I think that we're the food

	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do

They've got x-ray eyes and laser beams, just watch what they can do
Don't piss them off or you'll end up a big old pile of goo
They know when you are sleeping and they know when you're awake
To them we all look like juicy t-bone steaks

	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do

But aliens are stupid, they forgot about our bombs
Big old nukes to waste 'em good and make 'em cry for mom
They ran away as fast as they could and now that they are gone
Lets grab some beer and have some fun until the next ones come

	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do
	Martians coming to get you and there's nothing you can do

Martians coming to get your daddy
Martians coming to get your mommy
Martians coming to get your baby
Martians coming for you